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500+ Funny Shayari In Hindi And Urdu

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Funny Shayari In Hindi And In Urdu

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Funny Shayari In Hindi

Funny Shayari In Hindi

Jinhain Ham Zehar Lagte Hain,
Hmain Wo Kha Ke Mar Jayen

Us Ne Pocha Mere Bghair G Lo Ge,
Mai Ne Kha Aaho… Aedi Tu Oxygen

Apni Zoja Ke Ta’aruf Mai Kaha Ik Shakhs Ne
Dil Se Un Ka Mo’taraf Hun Main Zabani Hi Nahi,
Chaye Bi Achi Banati Hai Mri Begham Mgr
Munh Bnane Mein Tu Un Ka Koi Saani Hi Nahi

Un Ke Bare Mai Hai Up to Date Apni Aagahi
Kon Se Thay Jin Ke Ham Zakhm Judai Seh Gye,
Shukar Hai Niswar Ki Dabya Pe Aeina Bi Hai
Dekh Lete Hain Ke Kitne Dant Baqi Reh Gye

Hijar Ki Tanhai Kuch Yun Guzar Lete Hain,
Mukhtalif Zaviyon Se Selfie Utar Lete Hain

Mosa Sifat Tha Koi Tu Ki Baat Tur Ki
Aashiq Ko Sojti Hain Mohabat Mein Door Ki,
Har Roz Un Ke Koche Main Deta Hoon Ye Sada
Mehndi Fareed Abad Ki, Meethi Qasoor Ki

Baton Ap Ko Marne Ke Baad Kya Ho Ga,
Plao Khayen Gey Ahbab Fatiha Ho Ga

Ishq Ke Medan Mein Dore To Nahi Thay
Ab Bi Gadhe Ho Pehle Bi Ghore Tu Nahi Thay
Office Be Lait Aye Ho Aur Kaan Bi Hai Laal
Begham Ne Raat Ko Kaan Marore Tu Nahi Thay
Shakyat Kun Ki Apne Baap Se Ja Kar,
Pakre Thay Hath Tere Tore Tu Nahi Thay
Kal Shaam Muje Dekh Kar Tum Bhage Kun Is Tarah
Saghar Ke Hath Mein Koi Rore Tu Nahi Thay

Narsari Ka Dakhla Bi Sarsri Mat Janye
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaton Hona Chahye,
Dosto English Zrori Hai Hmare Waste
Fail Hone Ko Bi Ik Mazmon Hona Chahye

Tuje Yaad Karte Karte Itni Door Nikal Aye Hain Ke,
Ab Bashir Rikshee Wala Wapsi Ka 2000 Mang Raha Hai

Aj Tanha Hoon Tu Kisi Ne Awaz Tak Nahi Di,
Kal Daig Wandi Si Te Pa Ji Pa Ji Ho Rai Si

Neend A Kar Bi Nahi Aati
Ishq Hai Peri Bimari,
Tumhari Yad Main Oong Le Le Thak Gaya
Lamha Lamha Feedar Pi Pi Kat Gaya

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Tarz-e Libas Taza Hai Ik Shakal Ihtjag
Fashion Ke Ihtimam Se Kia Kuch Ayan Nahi,
Ye Larkion Ko Shikwa Hain Kun Larkian Hain Ham
Larkon Ko Ye Gila Hai Wo Kun Larkian Nahin?

Ajab Dewar Ik Dekhi Hai Main Ne Aaj Raste Main
Na Kuch Dewar Ke Aagay Na Kuch Dewar Ke Peche,
Baray Ghamnak Se Hotay Hain Anwar Kehkahy Tery
Koi Dewar Garya Hai Tere Ishar Ke Peche

Ab Ke Phir Eid Card Main Us Ne
Lafz Ik Be Dhian Likha Hai,
Phir Meri Eid Karkari Kar Di
Phir Muje Bhai Jaan Likha Hai

Ustaad Ne Shagird Se Ik Roz Ye Pocha
He Juma Mubarak Ki Fazeelat Ka Tuje Ilm,
Kehne Laga Shagird Ke Maloom Hai Muj Ko
Release Isi Roz Tu Hoti Hai Nai Film

Main Bhi Graduate Hun Tum Bhi Graduate,
Ilmi Mubaase Hon Zara Paas Aa Ke Lait

Main Kaise Sunaun Tumhe Dil Ki Dastaan,
Mere Paas Toh Tumhara Number Hee Nahi Hai

Kaash Tujhe Sardi Ke Mausam Mein Lage Mohabbat Ki Thand,
Aur Tu Tarap Ke Maange Mujhe Razai Ki Tarah

Koi Larka Humein Thukra De Toh Koi Gham Nahi,
Uski Maa Ki Kismat Phuti Jiski Bahu Hum Nahi

Itni Si Khwahish Hai Iss Dil Ki,
Pehle Wafa, Phir Nikah, Phir Niki Nika

Ussey Kaho Ab Toh Humein Malkiyat De Dey Apni,
Arsa Beet Gaya Hai Mohabbat Ki Qistein Bharte Bharte

Parha Nahi Jaata,
Damagh Mein Thosa Jaata Hai

Aur Bhi Gham Hain Mohabbat Ke Siwa Zamaane Mein,
Aaj Mera Paaon Phisal Gaya Ghusal Khane Mein

“Ghainn” Se Ghubaaray, “Fay” Se Fuwwaray,,
Hum Iss Saal Bhi Reh Gaye Kunware

Mere Page Ka Mausam Bara Suhana Lage,
Main Ik Member Chura Loo’n? Agar Bura Na Lage

Mehngi Hogi Sabzi Aur Mehngi Hogi Daal,
Sab ko Mubarak Ho Naya saal

Khudkash Hamle Toh Bahut Ho Chuke,
Ab Koi Dilkash Hamla Hona Chaiye

Lahore K Larkon Ki Aik Khaas Baat Hai,
Teen Chaar Girlfriend Yeh Bhi Aam Baat Hai

In Aandhiyon Se Kehdo K Apni Okaat Me Rahen..
Sala Is Hafte Mera Teesra Kachha Ur Gaya Hai..

Aaj Wo Humse Jannat Me Takra Gaye,
Wah Wah..
Aaj Wo Humse Jannat Me Takra Gaye,
Aur Hamare Dil Se Aawaz Aai,
“Fittay Moon” Tum Idhar Bhi Aagaye..

Wo Aaye Hamari Qabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,,
Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Wo Sar Pe Laga Gaye..
Dusri Larki Ko Dekha To Wesa Laga..
Jab Dono Ny Thappar Mara To Ek Jesa Laga.

Aankhon Se Barsat Hoti Hai Maa..
Jab Aapki Yaad Sath Hoti Hai Maa..
Jab Bhi Busy Rahe Mera Mobile,,
Samajh Lena Aapki Hone Wali
Bahu Se Meri Baat Hoti Hai Maa..!

Koi Larki Buri Nahi Hoti Saahib..!
Bas Kuch Ko Make-up Kerna Nahi Aata..

Kabhi Kabi Is Dil Me Saya Lagta Hai,
Jo Apna Hai Wo Paraya Lagta Hai,
Tum se Milny Ki Tamanna To Bohat Hai Lekin,
Aany Jany Me Kiraya Bohat Lagta Hai..

Dabbay Me Dabba’ Dabbay Me Cake,,
ooper Se Achay’ Andar Se Sab “Fake”..

EID Apni Chuttiyon K Sath Ikhtetam Ko Aai,,
Wohi Ruswaai K Sath “Back To The Parhaai”.

Wo Jo Kehti Thi Me Mar Jaungi Tere Bina,,
Aaj Is K Waleemy Ki Biryani Kha K Aaya Hun..

Rok To Lun These Eyes Ko Tujhy Lookny Se,
But Is Heart Ka What Karun Jo Beat’ta Hai Just Tere Liye..

Dil Diya Tha Jisko Diwana Samajh Ker,
Kha Gai Dil Ko Biryani Samajh Ker,
Ek Aansu Bhi Nahi Chhora Usne,,
Usay Bhi Pi Gai Nimbu Pani Samajh Ker..

Funny Shayari For Friends

Funny Shayari For Friends

Kisi Ko ISHQ Hua,
Kisi Ko PIYAR Hua,
Hamen To Jab Bhi Hua,
Sala BUKHAR Hi Hua.

Chaand Per Tumhara Naam Likhny Ko Ji Chahta Hai..
Per Kiya Karen Ye Khayal Hi Dopehar Ko Aata Hai..

Ek Hasina Per Nigahen Thehri Thin..
Us Ki Aankhen Jheel Se Bhi Gehri Thin..
Thak Gaya Me Usay I Love U Kehty Kehty,,
Phir Pata Chala Yaar Wo To Behri Thi..

Ek Ladaka Achaanak Ladakee Dekhakar Shayar Ban Gaya:
“Lafz Tere, Geet Mere, Gazal Koi Suna Dalu Kya?
” Ladaki Boli: “Hath Mere, Gaal Tere,
Kan Ke Niche Baja Dalu Kya?” ?

Chiragon Mein Itana Noor Na Hota,
To Tanaha Dil Majabur Na Hota,
Ham Apse Milane Jaroor Aate,
Agar Aapaka Ghar Itana Door Na Hota..

Madam, Bachche Se:: Teri Copy Aur Pen Kahaan Hai????
Bachcha- Mem Jabse Apko Dekha Kya Copy Aur Kya Pen,
Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain,
Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain, Kho Gayi Copy, Gum Gaya Pen..

You Na Kisi Ke Dil Se Khelo… Jab ?
Group Mein Messaegs Hi Nahi Karana Hai,
To Smart Phone Bech Kar Radio Le Lo… !!.

Taj Mahal Kya Chij Hai… Ham Issey Bhi Achchi Imarat Banava Denge,
Shaha jahaan Ne Mumataaz Ko Murda Dafnaya Tha,
Hum Tujhe Zinda Hi Daphana Denge..

“Dushmanon Kee Mahafil Mein Chal Rahee Thi Mere Katal Kee Tyari..”
“Main Pahuncha To Bole Yaar Bahut Lambi Umar He Tumhari..!”.

Kahate Hain Ki Pyar Ki Raahon Pe Chalana Aasan Nahin,
Mene Bhi Kal Chal Ke Dekha Mujhe To Raasta Theek Hi Laga!.

Aankhon Se Aasuon Kee Vidai Kar Do,
Dil Se Gamon Kee Judaee Kar Do,
Gar Fir Bhi Dil Na Lage Kahi,
To Mere Ghar Ki Putayi Kar Do….!

Meri Saanso Mein Jo Samaaya Bahut Lagata Hai,
Wahi Shakhs Mujhe Paraya Bhi Bahut Lagata Hai,
Unsey Milane Kee Tamanna To Bahut Hai Magar,
Aane-jaane Mein Kiraaya Hee Bahut Lagata Hai..
Mohabbat Na Sahi Muqadama Hi Kar De…
Tarikh Dar Tarikh Mulakat To Hogi!.

Tera Pyaar Bhee Hajar Kee Not Jaisa Hai,
Dar Lagata Hai Kahin Nakali To Nahin ।.

Hum Bhi Jaan-E-Man Tere Liye Taj Mahal Banayenge,
Arz Kiya Hai, Hum Bhi Jaan-E-Man Tere Liye Taj Mahal Banayenge,
Ek Cup Subah Pilayenge Aur Ek Kap Shaam Ko Pilaayenge..

Aapko Dekhkr Sitare Chamak Mangege
Pyase Aapki Zulfon Se Ghta Mangege,
Apne Kndhe Se Duptta Na Sarkne Dena
Vrna Buddhe B Jwani Ki Dua Mangege.

Laakho Khwaish Aisi Ke Har Khawish Pe Dum Nikle,
Koi To Meri Wife Se Kahe Ke Wo Shopping Ke Liye Kam Nikle.

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.

Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge.

Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN”
Arz Kiya He
Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Wah Wah
Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He

Funny shayari BY THIEF..
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,

Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai…

Aasmaan jitana nila hai,
Surajmukhi jitana pila hai,
Paani jitana gila hai,
Aapka skroo utana hi dhila hai.

Aankhon se aansoo ki bidai kar do
Dil se gam ki bidai kar do,
Agar man na lage kaheen to …
Aao mere ghar ki saphai kar do ….!

Flirting Funny Shayari Direct Dil se-
Ladke ne Ladki ko jaate Dekha to 1 shayari kahi-
Lafz tere, Geet Mere,
Dilkash Gazal koi suna doon kya?

Ladki boli- Hath Mere, Gaal Tere,
kaan ke niche bjaa daalu kya …?

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai.

Ache Acho ne hmare aage
pani bhara he
Wah Wah
Ache Acho ne hmare age pani
bhara hai
Kyuki ‘Sarkari Hand-Pump’ mere
hi ghar k bahar laga hai

Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani (-+) Teri left ankh kani (+-)

Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .

Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!”
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!

Mjhy us waqt Ahsas Hva k Zindagi Kitni Mushkil Hai
Jab Mjhsay Pocha Gya
“Fries” Khaoo gay Ya “Biryani”

Dil Udass Ha Sahib
Mashwara Chahyay
Milk Shake Pio Ya Ice cream Khao.

Apni zoja ke taaruf mein kaha aik shakhs ne
Dil se inka motarif hun zaban hi nahi
Chae bhi achi banati hai meri begum magar
moun banane mein inka koi saani nahi

Howi shadi to paon mein pari hain itni zanjeeren
Kabhi begum ke nakhre hain, kabhi begum ki taqreeren
Samajh ane lagi Iqbal ke misron ki tafseeren
Nikah-e-Mard-e-Momin se badal jati hain taqdeeren

Muhabbat aik se hoti hai hazaron se nahi
Khansi mongphali se hoti hai chowaron se nahi

Baat ahtiyat ki hoti hai ghalib
Koi awain shopper double nahi karwata

Mera mehboob sab se nirala hai
Akhir kharabi hi kia hai rang hi to kala hai

Hamari entry thori late hoti hai
Par jab bhi hoti hai great hoti hai

Suno! Aisa nhi krty
Jub paper aata hi na ho,
to ink zaya nhi krty.

Suno! Jub nakal ka chance ho,
to phir prha nhi krty.

Suno! examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno! yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno! ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

Suno! jub paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty.

Exams mein Students ka NAARA.

Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai,
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,
Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare pharo gay.

Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete,
Hum sari kitabon ko choolhay mein jala dete,
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam howe aakhir,
Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete,
Parchay jo mile humko sub khaali diye hum ne,
Ae kash SAFAI ka number hi laga dete………

Kitab khulte hi exam ka sama chaa jaata hai,
Aise mausam mein hi to dimagh ka dahi hota hai,
Dimagh ki baat paper par nahi aa pati yaroo,
Yeh afsana to result mein hi bayaan hota hai.

Bethay thay teri yaad mein tanha 1 shaam,
Liya 1 kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam.

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Par Pohanch Jaye Gi,
Dosti To Sirf Yaadon Me Hi Reh Jaye Gi,

Godi Me Bache Honge or Aap Papa Kehlayen Gy,
Or Phir Zindagi Cerelac or Feedar Tak Reh Jaye Gi,

Susraal K Chakkron Me Driver Ki Saza Nazar Aaye Gi,
Paisa To Bohat Hoga Magar Usay Tumhari BV Lutaye Gi,

G Lo Khul Kar Is Pal Ko Doston,
Q K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohraye Gi.

Ikhtyar-E-Trannum Se Tabassum Ko Jala Dena,
Main Soney Laga Hon Mujhe Subha Poney 8 Jaga Dena.

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohat apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.

This Special Poem is Dedicated
To All My Unmarried Friends.

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Maqam Par Pohanch Jaye Gi,
Dosti To Sirf Yaadon Me Hi Reh Jaye Gi,

Godi Me Bache Honge Aur Ap Papa Khelaye Ge,
Aur Phir Zindagi Cerelac Aur Feder Tak Reh Jaye Gi,

Susraal K Chakkron Me Driver Ki Saza Nazar Aaye Gi,
Paisa To Bohat Hoga Magar Usay Tumhari BV Lutaye Gi,

G Lo Khul Kar Is Pal Ko Dosto,
Q K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohraye Gi,

Koi Umeed Bar Nahi Aati,
Govt Kaha Hai Nazar Nahi Aati,

Chup Reh Kar Bhi Dekh Liya Humne,
Sharam Inko Magar Nahi Aati,

Pahly Hoti Thi Load Sheding 1 Ghanta,
Ab Sara Din Light Nazar Nahi Aati,

Pehle Aati Thi Cheenin 20 Rs Kilo,
Ab 20 Ki To Pao Bhi Nahi Aati,

Aa Jata Hai Bilawal Har Rozz Yahan,
Behan Uski Magar Nahi Aati,

Bibi Ko Maray Howe 3 Saal Ho Gaye,
Zardari Kab Maray Ga Kuch Khabar Nahi Aati.

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chana ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gay tumhe chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhoot bolne k bad.

daru se dosti lever ko khatra randi se dosti lund ko
khatra mere se dosti gaand ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE

Funny Love Shayari

Funny Love Shayari

Waqt nahi ab rone ka Waqt hai baccha hone ka tab
kyoun nahi royin thi jab chipak chipak key soi thi
jab kiya hai to bharo tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo

Best shayri of the world: Ji karta hai main choom loon
uski Tatti main pare us matar k dane ko,
kambakht wo to kam se kam uske labo se hokar gujra hoga.

Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the,
milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche,
ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa…

To answer the SMS: Atak pe Fatak Fatak pe Jaupda
(hut) tu kya shayari marega tere maa kaa bhoosda

Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain.. main nikla unki gali
main nikla unki gali Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua..

cham cham karti aayi wo cham cham karti chali gayi wo tu
lund khole khara tha KLPD kar gayi wo (KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)

Ladka ladki dono lafange, Ek Palang pe dono Nange, Ladke ko lagi thand,
Usne nikala apna lund, Ladki ne tange kholi, AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!

Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan main aayein itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase

Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain,
gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai.

pakhane maine ja baitha, to tum yaad aaye gand jab dhoyi,
to tum yaad aaye pant jab uper uthai, to laga aur hagas(shit) aayi.

Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho

Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to pyaar. Agar dost dilwaye to UPHAR.
Ghar wale delwaye to SANSKAR. AUR Hum apne aap le le to BALATKAR

Daalne Lga main, chikhne lagi wo.. Hua dard itna k seh naa saki wo..
Taqlif hui itni, Boli bahar nikalo. Khuda ke waaste Dusra kangan dalo…

Samunder kinare baithe hain …. Kabhi to lehar aayegi …
Kismat badle na badle …. GAAND to dhul jayegi .

Palat kar dekh jaaneman , jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hain ,
bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho, to underwear mein ek gun hum bhi rakhte hain.

…Jo tumko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge,Tum din ko agar raat kaho
toh raat kahenge, Kyunki… Crack naal kaun matha maare ???

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . .; dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

Duur gaon main aik basti thee jahan pe randian sasti thee unki gaand
main itni masti thee jitna bhi chodo hansti thee magar
aap kyu hanste ho? kya usi gaon main baste ho?… ahahahah lol

Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte,
Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte,
Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan,
Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte…

Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena…
Phir hath mumon pay phair dena..
Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena…

Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana..
Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay.
Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana.
Kuch choot main Lun Dala dena

Aur choot main Khoob
Ghuma dena Phir main Bhee Lun pay bathoon gee.
Aur khoob Chudai kawaoon gee.
Aur Apni Piays Bughaoon gee.
Aur Tumhari Piays Barhaon gee.

JA “SMS” JA MERE PIYARE DOST KE PASS JA,
AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN, OR “AGER”
FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA, OR
TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHYE
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KAR DE.

Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho.

Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aap ke saath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan main aayein itni ladkiyan ki
aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase

Ladka ladki dono lafange, Ek Palang pe dono Nange,
Ladke ko lagi thand, Usne nikala apna lund,
Ladki ne tange kholi, AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!

Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the,
milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche,
ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja
teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa…

Waqt nahi ab rone ka Waqt hai baccha hone ka
tab kyoun nahi royin thi jab chipak chipak
key soi thi jab kiya hai to bharo
tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo

daru se dosti lever ko khatra randi se dosti
lund ko khatra mere se dosti gaand
ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE

Daalne Lga main, chikhne lagi wo..
Hua dard itna k seh naa saki wo..
Taqlif hui itni, Boli bahar nikalo..
Khuda ke waaste Dusra kangan dalo…

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